On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)
Or even a lamp:
oh yes, especially a lamp.
WHY DO YOU LIVE IN MY ROOM
WHAT IS GOING ON
It would have been nice if you told me before you started living on my bookshelf.
OH MY GOD
the sooner you realize that the criminal justice system is about maintaining order (racial/economic/social order), not about maintaining justice
the more the way this country works will make sense to you
BLUE IVY CARTER GOT A PLATINUM RECORD BEFORE YALL
BLUE IVY CARTER GOT TO SPEAK ON THE VMAS STAGE
BLUE IVY CARTER IS LITERALLY THE CHILD OF GOD ON EARTH
BUT Y’ALL GONNA CONTINUE TO TALK ABOUT THE HAIR OF A CHILD CAUSE THAT’S ALL YOU HATERS HAVE